Hello everyone, and welcome to my little page. I apologise for the delay. Have you been waiting long? The slave has been having trouble with the internet thingy, but I'm here now.
My name is Truffle Tallulah. I am an eight and a half year old golden agouti sheltie. I was born in a beautiful house in the country, but due to somewhat reduced circumstances, I now live in a semi in Surrey, England.
I have two slaves, called Heather and Sue. They are reasonably competant, but they don't seem to realise that I am a pig of high status. I am often subjected to bathing in the same bath used by other pigs, and I have to endure checks on various parts of my anatomy.Such indignity.
I am now in `sheltered single pig accomodation` due to my age.
There are twenty pigs here at the moment We range in age from one to eight and a half. I am the chief pig as I have been here longest. The slaves seemed reluctant to put me be in charge for some reason.
The slaves also have three rabbits. I dont understand rabbits. They stare in my window and I find it very off-putting. Especially when one is breakfasting on the terrace. There is only one in the room where we live, the other two are somewhere else but the white one is very nosey and comes in here a lot even tho she's not allowed. There are also two birds in this room. They are very noisy. One of them likes Bon Jovi and pirouettes whenever they are on the music machine.
The slaves feed us well. We have guinea mix and cucumber every morning. Then they dissappear for what seems like forever. When they come back they ring a bell to let us know it is dinner time. They don't seem to be able to tell the time, as this varies conciderably from day to day. We often have to remind them about the time. Of course I don't actually wheek myself, but some of the others a fine pair of lungs and can wheek for at least two. Anyway that is when we get a big bowl of chopped veggies.
So, that is where I live. I will keep you informed of all the goings on here on my page, so please come back and visit soon.
Princess Truffle Tallulah.
PS I haven't had any new pigtures for my gallery for a very long time, please send me some new ones. Or tell everyone about where you live.